Analogy of Sperm

High sperm count.

Destination: ovum

High motility rate.

They come in small packages too :)

Mini durian.

Neck-high wade

Wading through...

GARDEN OF EDEN

Romance is in the air...

There in the Garden of Eden, 'Adam' and 'Eve' lock in a shared embrace of worldly desires...

Truly, madly, deeply...

Then suddenly...

The warmth waned from a cold stare. One which was not theirs...

Thus came the dawn of man...
(Ruining it all! Perverts!)

Life use to be so simple to some... :)

A Dictionary of Totally Lost English :)

THE MOCKFORD DICTIONARY OF RUBLISH (rubbish english)

A
'Algebra' is a breakthrough in women's 'organic' fashion, using a special type of algae as its main material.
'Animosity' is the acceptance of any type of moss growth in gardens.
'Anthology' is the study of holes built by ants in the soil.
'Arachnophobia' is fear of drinking arak.
'Archaeology' was a branch of science promoted by Noah just before the Deluge.

C
'Cosmology' is the science of cosmetics.
'Catacomb' is a special brush for grooming pet cats.
'Catatonic' is a special tonic for grooming pet cats.
'Circumference' is a seminar or gathering of circus people.
'Claustrophobia' is the fear of Santa Claus riding a boat.

D
'Diabolical' is a specific term in soccer where a player also 'tastes' a ball kicked into his face... twice.

E
'Extinction' is to gas n' knock out several people inside a lift, with just one long silent fart.

F
'Flabbergast' is when a fat guy or gal let's off a big one. (see 'Extinction')
'Flatulence' is the act of smoothing out a rough surface.

G
'Geophysics' is synonymous for 'rock-hard abs'.

H
'Homo erectus' means "run for your life... and ass".
'Horticulture' is a type of arrogant custom and tradition.
'Hostility' is to be a good host until the guest leaves.
'Humanitarian' is those who eat humans (credited to Supardi Asmorobangun)

I
'Incarcerate' is to lock oneself or someone else inside a car full of food.
'Iconology' is the science of cheating one's own self.

L
'Liability is the skill level of a liar.
'Licorice' is derived from French, meaning "to be rich with liquor"

M
'Masturbate' in fishing is the main lure to be cast.
'Meteorology' is the study of meteors.
'Microfiche' is the tiniest species of fish.
'Monsoon' is just another way to say, "now is Sunday and the time is 11:59pm"

O
'Optometrist' is one who measures things up to its optimum length.
'Oncology' is the study of people making phone calls.

P
'Paleontology' is the study of grim white faces.
'Parasite' is where skydivers should land.
'Photosynthesis' is just another word for "graphic design and editing".
'Psychology' is the study of wheels on bicycles.

Q
'Quiche Lorraine' is seconds before you get smacked, especially if Lorraine doesn't know you, or isn't in the mood.

R
'Remorse' is to reply to a message in long and short beeps.

S
'Serendipity' is short for "surrender with pity".
'Syllable' is just another word for "funny car sticker".

T
'Thermite' are genetically-modified termites that are able to withstand extremely high temperatures.
'Thesaurus' is a large lizard from the Jurassic era.
'Trilogy' is the 'branch' of science that focuses on trees.

U
'Uranus' is the main muse of Homo erectus.

V
'Vegemite' are bioengineered termites with vegetable DNA.

X
'Xenophobia' is the fear of Xena the Warrior Princess.

Y
'YouTube' is a special personalised type of catheter.

Z
'Zooplankton' is a flat length of wood made for very heavy zoo animals to walk over ponds.

Fight!

Fight!

Denpasar, Downpours...

Denpasar, Downpours...

Why complain?

It is just the rain.

Mother Nature only doing her best..

For now it's time to take a rest.

After the whole-day pours of heavy blessing,

The crickets n' frogs have gathered to sing.

So now we tuck in and close our eyes

And cuddle cosily to the chorus n' lullabies..

Good nite, sleep tight.

Enjoy the audible delight.

Ari Gunadi - Denpasar, January 7, 2012. 

"On Blogger since November 2007" 

WTF?!
That's like five years already!

Yes, it has been that long since I signed up for blogspot - but never touched it... Until now.

Well, here is that momentous point in history then.

This is my first post! At last! :)

Why just now?

Maybe b'coz it's getting nearer to the so-called end of the world this year, yeah!
Okay, bring it on... and let the countdown begin. Enjoy it n' no worries.

:D